Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Seven Orbits Around the Sun

For this here blog.

Thanks for tuning in.
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p.s, I'm posting this a long time in advance. So if something's happened in the interim, well, this is going to seem kinda creepy.

6 comments:

w3ski said...

Congratulations on your 7 years. It's always been enjoyable, for me anyway. Thank you for the work that you do here. Thank you too for being patient with the dumb stuff that comes from my keyboard. Keep it up.
w3ski

Ole Phat Stu said...

Well done; keep on truckin'!

Been bloggin' myself since 1/1/2002, over a dozen years now :-)

Old NFO said...

Congrats! :-) We don't always agree, but I enjoy your blog!

Joe said...

Seven years, and you're still always worth reading every day. Congratulations!

Don Brown said...

Still reading. Still loving it. Congratulations.

Don Brown

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