Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 11, 2014

File This Under "Shit; Who Gives a"

A photo on LeBron James' Instagram account Friday seemed to confirm a Sports Illustrated report that he's leaving the Miami Heat for the Cleveland Cavaliers, where he spent the first seven years of his career.
Mr. James is a professional basketball player. He'd play for the Kiev Usurpers if the money was right. No rational person would expect otherwise.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

"No rational person"

Sure, but what about sports fans?

Unknown said...

The "Kiev Usurpers."

Brilliant!