Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 25, 2014

LAPD: Can You Imagine Reed and Malloy Going Along With This?

The Los Angeles Police Department has opened an investigation into allegations that command staff in some of the city's police stations artificially inflated the number of officers they had on patrol to comply with department regulations.
The allegation is that the brass ordered the street cops to fill out logs saying that they were out in patrol when they were, in fact, at the cop shops doing paperwork or processing prisoners and such.

But not these guys:

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

What about the GPS logs on the cars??? Oh wait... never mind

Comrade Misfit said...

Yep.

Leo Knight said...

One of our local station shows "Adam-12" and "Dragnet." I know Jack Webb had tremendous respect for the police, but even he wasn't blind to their potential failings. He did an entire episode of "Dragnet" where they ran a background check on an applicant to the LAPD, and rejected him due to his troubling past. Webb's "You're a bad cop" speech still rings true today.

w3ski said...

I even remember the "Officer Friendly" program. Where they sent a uniformed officer to the grade school classes to try and convince you he was a 'nice guy'.
He'd probably just growl and start shooting today. And I did see the one where the cop shot himself while performing 'cop talks' for the class.
"Duck and Cover" wasn't only for 'the bomb' it turns out.
w3ski

Anonymous said...

I used to trust the police. Not anymore. I sort of trust the local Sheriff and deputies. The major city police; one county over? Not on your life, much less mine...

They paid over $14 million in three years for abuse and misbehavior (MPLS, MN).