Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Tyrant

I finally got around to watching the pilot of Tyrant. The protagonist is the son of a brutal Middle Eastern dictator. The son had gone into self-imposed exile at age 16 and became a pediatrician in Los Angeles. He and his nuclear family go back to the Old Country for his nephew's wedding and, as you might imagine, shit happens.

The country seems to be loosely based on Syria, though there are differences. One is that being the dictator of that country is the family business gong back several generations, which is pretty much not true of any nation in the Middle East, other than Iran. The similarities are that the dictator's son who was the heir apparent died in a car crash, leaving the son who was a doctor in charge. For Syria, the time between the first son dying and the dictator croaking was several years, not the greatly-compressed timeline of the show.

In the pilot, the doctor becomes really withdrawn once he and his family make the trip. His wife is rather clueless, she apparently pressured him into making the trip so he could have closure or some such nonsense. Their son is vapid and shallow and their daughter, like her father, wanted to stay home in LA.

In watching it, the only thing that was not boringly predictable was the series of flashbacks to an assassination attempt thirty years previously. Without that, I'd have written this one off. But I'll watch a few more to see if F/X can do this without it being a one-dimensional cartoon.

Though "cartoon" isn't the right word, for there are more subtleties in an average episode of the Simpsons than there was in Tyrant.

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