Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Yepper, That'll Buff Right Out.

A rail derailment in Montana dumped three 737 fuselages into the Clark Fork River.


If you look at the nearest fuselage, you can see that it is cracked almost in two. Three more fuselages were dumped alongside the railroad track, but didn't fall into the river.

4 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

That's OK. Jet Blue will buy them on the cheap and put 'em right in service.

Expatriate Owl said...

Those insurance adjusters are going to have a field day. If the Boeing people were not keeping a kosher kitchen with the debits and credits, then there is a good chance that an insurance adjuster will figure it out.

Ole Phat Stu said...

First time I've heard of an airplane being derailed ;-)

Old NFO said...

At least none of them were P-8 fuselages... :-)