Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Yepper, That'll Buff Right Out.

A rail derailment in Montana dumped three 737 fuselages into the Clark Fork River.


If you look at the nearest fuselage, you can see that it is cracked almost in two. Three more fuselages were dumped alongside the railroad track, but didn't fall into the river.

4 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

That's OK. Jet Blue will buy them on the cheap and put 'em right in service.

Expatriate Owl said...

Those insurance adjusters are going to have a field day. If the Boeing people were not keeping a kosher kitchen with the debits and credits, then there is a good chance that an insurance adjuster will figure it out.

Ole Phat Stu said...

First time I've heard of an airplane being derailed ;-)

Old NFO said...

At least none of them were P-8 fuselages... :-)