Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

What Are They Going to Do, Spank Him?

Yeah, like this will have any effect:
Beverly Hills police want Justin Bieber to behave himself after neighbors there complained about his loud partying.

Police responded six times over the weekend to Bieber's condominium -- twice for fan misconduct and four times because neighbors complained about noise coming from an apparent party, Beverly Hills police Sgt. Matt Subin told the Los Angeles Times.
The only thing that's going to dent his skull will be deportation. Let those fuckers up north have him back.

I don't know if even hard time would do it. He'd probably remake himself as some sort of honky rap mogul or something like that. For he's got the money to buy protection from being shanked and/or cornholed.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Meh. I know some of the people living nearby, and they would call the cops on a church revival, because the organist wasn't in tune.

Beebs probably has his share of parties, but calling the cops isn't evidence of anything but where he lives.

Deadstick said...

This. Disturbance of the tranquility of Beverly Hills is not high up on my existential threat list.

Old NFO said...

Heh, getting what they and he deserve WOULD be worth paying for tickets to watch... :-)