Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

After all, you can never be sure that it won't go all T-500 on you...

Nangleator said...: This fear of inanimate objects could proceed to ridiculous ends, I suppose.

The War on Objects and Volumes is coming. Welcome to cue-ball America.; 12/03/2010 8:37 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: "Cue-ball America?"

More like "Keystone Kops America."; 12/03/2010 9:22 AM
BadTux said...: Andy Taylor would have just walked over to the robot, scratched his head, said "huh!" and walked away. But Andy retired and left Barney Fife in charge, apparently. SIIIIiiiiigh! Whatever happened to cops with, like, common sense and actual balls?!

- Badtux the WASF Penguin; 12/03/2010 1:26 PM
BadTux said...: Another thought -- is this an Alice's Restaurant situation, where a police force bomb squad that's never gotten to use all its toys used this as an excuse to bring them all out of storage?; 12/03/2010 1:27 PM
Cujo359 said...: I feel safer already.

You almost have to think that somewhere in Denver there's an eight year old kid who's really honked off at his mean older brother right now...; 12/03/2010 5:49 PM