Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 3, 2010

Death to the Robots of Terror!

The Denver cops blew up a toy robot.


After all, you can never be sure that it won't go all T-500 on you...
Posted by on or about 04:03
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5 comments:

Nangleator said...

This fear of inanimate objects could proceed to ridiculous ends, I suppose.

The War on Objects and Volumes is coming. Welcome to cue-ball America.

12/03/2010 8:37 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

"Cue-ball America?"

More like "Keystone Kops America."

12/03/2010 9:22 AM
BadTux said...

Andy Taylor would have just walked over to the robot, scratched his head, said "huh!" and walked away. But Andy retired and left Barney Fife in charge, apparently. SIIIIiiiiigh! Whatever happened to cops with, like, common sense and actual balls?!

- Badtux the WASF Penguin

12/03/2010 1:26 PM
BadTux said...

Another thought -- is this an Alice's Restaurant situation, where a police force bomb squad that's never gotten to use all its toys used this as an excuse to bring them all out of storage?

12/03/2010 1:27 PM
Cujo359 said...

I feel safer already.

You almost have to think that somewhere in Denver there's an eight year old kid who's really honked off at his mean older brother right now...

12/03/2010 5:49 PM

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