Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hey Diddle Diddle, Straight Up the Middle

Happy 235th to the United States Marine Corps.


Semper Fi, ladies and Gentlemen.

When I was in fourth grade, one of the teachers had been a Marine in the war. She made us all sing and memorize the Marines' Hymn. The second verse is hazy for me, but I still know the last one.
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tom said...

My Da was a WW2 Marine, he never fired a shot in anger and drove amputees around Treasure Island and the local Navy bases..
His Brother was an army Telephone Technician...both lucky
Semper Fi
also two of my best political DEMOCRAT friends were MARINES

Tom

11/10/2010 7:01 PM

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