Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Building Your Own Airplane

Some simple tips:

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If there's a chapter on how to be a politician, there's some folks that need to have it read to them.

11/16/2010 4:19 PM
dinthebeast said...

The ROP instructor who taught me how to weld built and flew his own airplanes. He was the best welder/fabricator I have ever known. He was also a door gunner in Viet Nam. I think he met or exceeded the qualifications listed in this hilarious video.

-Doug in Oakland

11/16/2010 6:03 PM
Anonymous said...

Red Green is a genius. He definitely deserved that Order of Canada.

11/17/2010 1:28 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Does an order of Canada come with fries, or are they extra?

11/17/2010 1:38 PM
BadTux said...

Comes with fries, topped with cheese curds and gravy, duh!

- Badtux the Food Penguin

11/17/2010 3:34 PM
Allan S said...

Red (Steve Smith) is a genius in real life in my opinion. He is a marina neighbour of mine and converted one of his houseboat engines to make and run off hydrogen, the other he kept as a diesel for safety. He has converted his Chrysler 300 to hydrogen too. The problem there was that he was making too much hydrogen from his car battery and with hydrogen storage problematical he ended up having to disable some cells in his car battery. FYI, the actor who plays his nephew is a driving comic force on the show....Allan

11/24/2010 9:55 AM

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