Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Out of Touch

I had the Weather Channel on to catch the forecast. Al Roker mentioned that the Today Show will have some dude named Justin Beaver and that the have a huge crowd waiting outside of Rockefeller Center to see him.

I presume that Beaver is the latest no-talent teen-aged heartthrob.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

One good haircut would destroy his career. Much as it would have for Davey Jones, that guy on the Partridge Family, Leif Erickson, etc.

Bridget Magnus said...

I'm pretty sure his last name is Beiber, but I made the Beaver mistake too. Some local radio station found a clip of him rapping about what sounded to me like the "beaver fever" and it was all I could do to keep driving I was laughing so hard.