Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 4, 2010

Out of Touch

I had the Weather Channel on to catch the forecast. Al Roker mentioned that the Today Show will have some dude named Justin Beaver and that the have a huge crowd waiting outside of Rockefeller Center to see him.

I presume that Beaver is the latest no-talent teen-aged heartthrob.
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2 comments:

Nangleator said...

One good haircut would destroy his career. Much as it would have for Davey Jones, that guy on the Partridge Family, Leif Erickson, etc.

6/04/2010 9:57 AM
Bridget Magnus said...

I'm pretty sure his last name is Beiber, but I made the Beaver mistake too. Some local radio station found a clip of him rapping about what sounded to me like the "beaver fever" and it was all I could do to keep driving I was laughing so hard.

6/04/2010 12:55 PM

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