Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nut Jobs With Weapons

Some clown from California, armed with a sword, a handgun and carrying a book of Christian teachings, was arrested in Pakistan. He was on a solo quest to find and kill bin Ladin.

Two clowns with guns in their car and no base pass tried to drive onto McGill AFB. What made them think that they could just drive onto a military base as though it was a state park?

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

A book of Christian teachings? Do they mean the bible? If not, why wouldn't he have a Bible? Why would he have anything that gives him away?

This is a bad mashup of 700 Club and Splinter Cell.