Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Larry in the 4th Grade

For the teachers who read this blog, from Pearls Before Swine, this is the story so far:



































You're on your own after this.

As far as I'm concerned, PBS is one of the best comic strips today, rivaled only by Non Sequitur.

5 comments:

Nangleator said...

xkcd is pretty funny, but maybe not a 'comic strip.'

CalvinsMom said...

...yeah.

Beer is my only friend. especially while grading papers.

BadTux said...

Beer you only frend. From the mouth of morons... :).

- Badtux the Amused Former Teacher Penguin

Oblio said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Larry is AWESOME.

Nangleator said...

This is timely: http://www.credoaction.com/comics/2010/05/the-doomsday-bomb-its-perfectly-safe/