Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Cat Blogging

George received a temporary membership in Triple-A in yesterday's mail.

I imagine that they don't know that he is both underage and that he would have problems passing the written test, because he is illiterate. He couldn't reach the pedals, either.

And oh yes, he's a frakking cat!


There is probably some statutory provision about non-humans being ineligible to drive in New York State. They seem to have statutory provisions for everything else.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Clearly George is going to join AAA for the non-driving benefits, such as the access to cheaper life insurance, travel agents, and so forth. Although, once again we run into a problem. George can book a cheap cruise via the AAA travel agency, but... uhm... might have trouble actually boarding the boat for his trip, given that, well, he's a cat. Heh.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

montag said...

Nope, no statutes about that. Sometimes the cows have to drive themselves back to the barn for milking when the farmer is busy with something else. :)

Fixer said...

Ol' George is probly smarter than the marketing idiots at AAA. They offered Shayna a Mastercard once but the Mrs. wouldn't let me accept it.