Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 24, 2010

One Thing You Can Count On With Electronics These Days

They always seem to get both better and cheaper. For example, Amazon cut the price of a basic Kindle by 70 bucks.

My first printer was a HP DeskJet. It printed only in black, printed at about two pages a minute, and cost $700 in 1988 dollars. That's about $1,250 or so in today's money and for that price, you can probably get a color laser printer that will print out a page a second and that will also scan, copy, fax, brew a mean cup of coffee and perform decent oral sex.

5 comments:

squatlo said...

Remember the first VCRs? Weighed half a ton, cost a month's pay, and let you replay "Happy Days" whenever the kids wanted to watch it?
But a printer that performs decent oral sex? Hey, that would sell...

Cirze said...

But what do you have to pay for great oral sex?

Bet it's not that cheap.

Tx for the smiles,

S

Fixer said...

... perform decent oral sex.

And where would I find one of these printers? Heh ...

Zdogk9 said...

$1396.83

Anonymous said...

My first thought matched Fixer's comment....but then I tried to get a visual of the act in progress and became VERY frightened....I'm going to put WHAT that close to a MACHINE??!