They always seem to get both better and cheaper. For example, Amazon cut the price of a basic Kindle by 70 bucks.
My first printer was a HP DeskJet. It printed only in black, printed at about two pages a minute, and cost $700 in 1988 dollars. That's about $1,250 or so in today's money and for that price, you can probably get a color laser printer that will print out a page a second and that will also scan, copy, fax, brew a mean cup of coffee and perform decent oral sex.
The ones your girlfriends warned you about.
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Remember the first VCRs? Weighed half a ton, cost a month's pay, and let you replay "Happy Days" whenever the kids wanted to watch it?
But a printer that performs decent oral sex? Hey, that would sell...
But what do you have to pay for great oral sex?
Bet it's not that cheap.
Tx for the smiles,
S
... perform decent oral sex.
And where would I find one of these printers? Heh ...
$1396.83
My first thought matched Fixer's comment....but then I tried to get a visual of the act in progress and became VERY frightened....I'm going to put WHAT that close to a MACHINE??!
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