Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Questions for You New Jersey Drivers

Is there some sort of weird law in your state that mandates that you drive five miles an hour under the speed limit in the left-hand lane of a highway and twenty-five miles an hour over the speed limit in the right-hand lane of a highway?

Or are all you just a pack of drooling, uncaring, mannerless idiots who drive cars because balancing on bicycles is beyond your meager abilities?

4 comments:

smellsofbikes said...

Oh, it's not just NJ. Wyoming, South Dakota, and Kansas are *filled* with mouth-breathing cretins and they're increasingly coming to Colorado, where it's actually illegal to drive slowly in the left lane but unfortunately nobody ever gets stopped for it.
Which, I admit, makes me one of the way-too-fast-in-the-right-lane people, when I'm not on a bike.

Fixer said...

For someone who learned about highway driving on Germany's Autobahn's, the "left lane antics" I gotta deal with twice a day on the Long Island Expressway are infuriating.

Comrade Misfit said...

I read a court case in OH where clown was cited and convicted for obstructing traffic. He appealed it, explaining that he had been driving at the speed limit, so how could he have been blocking traffic.

The court told him that it wasn't his job to enforce traffic laws and upheld the conviction.

montag said...

Sad to see NJ drivers have declined. When I got my license in NJ many years ago, it was standard practice for traffic in each lane on the Garden State Parkway to see if they could go faster than the others until you slammed on the brakes for the tollbooths. And God help you if you missed with your quarter.