Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Evolution at Work

One thing about humans as a species seems to be that we often cannot learn a damned thing:
Just as the heavy use of antibiotics contributed to the rise of drug-resistant supergerms, American farmers’ near-ubiquitous use of the weedkiller Roundup has led to the rapid growth of tenacious new superweeds.
There is nothing about this story that was not foreseeable by anyone with a basic education in science.

But every industry assumes that they are different and that they can ignore science. The farmers were no different.
Farmers sprayed so much Roundup that weeds quickly evolved to survive it. “What we’re talking about here is Darwinian evolution in fast-forward,” Mike Owen, a weed scientist at Iowa State University, said.
Part of this may be due to the fierce dedication to scientific illiteracy of a certain number of the religious and political interests in this country, for if you and your neighbors think that evolution is a fraud, then the point that, if you apply the same pesticide or herbicide over and over again, that the pests and weeds will develop a tolerance for the stuff will escape you. You won't be able to see past the marketing hype of Monsanto. You'll think that if a little application of a weed-killer is good, a heavy application is better.

But sooner or later, a weed (or pest) develops a tolerance for the chemicals used to kill it. And then there is that huge ecological niche for weeds that is now empty and the poison-tolerant weed fills it, as rapidly as propagation allows.

Monsanto and their ilk, of course, have a vested interest in ignoring the way evolution works. They'll eventually develop another weed-killer that works as well as Roundup. And the cycle will repeat itself.

Because we will have learned nothing from this.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now, come on. You know that "evolution" thingie is nothing true. Weeds don't evolve and germs don't evolve....or so those who skipped science class for fear of being a monkey's cousin say. (falls of sarcasm overdose)

BadTux said...

Evolushion? Isn't that some kinda godless atheist notion? We'uns don't believe in such fancy pants stuff out here in the heartland! If evolushion was real, God woulda written 'bout it in the Bible, the onliest book that anybody ever needs!

- Badtux the Redneck Farmer Penguin

Anonymous said...

Good gods, Badtux?! Kill me already with overdose, lol. I sadly confess, I almost believe more in DEvolution.

BadTux said...

I think we were typing our responses at the same time, Labrys :).

-Badtux the Redundancy Penguin

Anonymous said...

Is this a sign that bitter minds think alike?

Frank W. James said...

Speaking as one who earns a living with corn & soybeans the problem developed when operators intentionally stepped away from the 50/50 crop rotation.

Round-up soybeans was okay and would have worked over a long period of time, but anyone with an ounce of brains/experience at this stuff knew 100% round-up, all the time, was only going to create more problems than it would solve.

Plus the fact the 100% operators played right into the hands of that criminal organization pretending to be a Fortune 500 company....Monsanto.

All The Best,
Frank W. James

Jim said...

I quite agree with Frank James, year after year putting the same crops in the same place and relying on the same herbicide. You're just asking Mother Nature to pull the rug out from under you.

--jim