Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Anyone Really Surprised At This?

A staffer for Tom Tancredo and Pat Buchanan pled guilty to committing a hate crime. This turdlet was walking down the street and assaulted an African-American woman, yelling or muttering a rather offensive word (six letters, begins with a "n") as he did so.

He's supposedly going to the University of Virginia's law school this fall. Here's a shout-out to the UVA law school's admission staff: "Nice pick, guys. Did he send you a picture of himself wearing his white hood(ie)?"

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Nope.

Karen Zipdrive said...

UV made a statement saying he was definitely NOT enrolled, nor would he be.