Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Rick-Less-Shaw

GM and Segway teamed up to produce this gizmo, a 2-seat Segway called a "PUMA".



So, in cities filled with careening taxicabs, buses, delivery trucks and latte-sipping, cell-phone-yakking, Blackberry-perusing SUV drivers, I submit that you would have to be some kind of grade-A moron to venture out on the streets in a motorized vehicle that could be squished as flat as a toaster (bagel type, not a cylon) between two real vehicles.

Well, look on the bright side: Add doors to it and it'll double as a coffin.

2 comments:

Phil said...

If one of these contraptions got broadsided at an intersection by a drunk driver running a red light, you'd have to look in the next county to find the wreckage.

Anonymous said...

Typical GM.