Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Monday, April 6, 2009

Fail. Fail. Fail.

The Justice Department improperly withheld important psychiatric records of a government witness who was used in a "significant" number of Guantanamo cases, a federal judge has concluded.
Or, in other words, one of the main prosecution witnesses at GITMO was nuttier than a truckload of almonds, but the prosecution somehow "forgot" to tell the defense lawyers that fact.

Failboat knows only Failure

Between the ongoing string of prosecutorial fuckups at GITMO and now the whole Ted Stevens debacle, is there anyone in the Federal government who is competent to prosecute a goddamn parking violation?

1 comment:

BadTux said...

is there anyone in the Federal government who is competent to prosecute a goddamn parking violation?

Do you seriously want us to answer that question? :-)

- Badtux the Obvious Penguin