Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Why Texas Should Consider Seceding

So idiots like this congressman have to stay there:



Gaaah! The Stupid!

By the way, did anyone check Michele Bachmann's birth certificate? She must have gone to school with that guy.


(H/T)
Posted by on or about 19:15

3 comments:

deadstick said...

I thought he was about to ask how the plates moved that far in 6000 years...

4/22/2009 8:09 PM
Lockwood said...

WTOMFG! Okay, I know more about geology than most, but in my experience, most MIDDLE SCHOOLERS know more than that goddamned idiot! And that is not exaggeration or hyperbole... take a random 12-13 year old, and that kid will be able to explain plate tectonics. Without the condescending smirk. Sorry, this just fucking ruined my day.

4/22/2009 8:15 PM
Sarah said...

It's worse than stupid. It's willfully, dogmatically stupid. Like deadstick alludes, his question betrays a creationist "science" world view.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck. He thought he had a "gotcha" question for the phd ( pointy headed dork ).

4/23/2009 7:15 PM

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