Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Johnny Appleseed

Has anyone gone to one of these? There aren't any that are less than 3 hours from Misfit Domi, but it still sounds intriguing.

I'd probably have to get a .22 rifle, though. 400 rounds through a Mosin 91/30 would beat the crap out of me, even with a recoil pad.

3 comments:

Justin Buist said...

Never been myself, would love to sometime though. I've heard lots of reports from folks that have been there. What I take away is that:

1) Little heavy on the type of talk you'd expect from a group that works under the name 'Revolutionary War Veterans Association.' Varies depending on the instructor. Very few people have taken issue with this from what I can see.

2) Thou shalt not shoot without a sling. They're a bit dogmatic about it. Hey, it's a beginner's course, they can't cover every valid technique out there. They've chosen one and stick with it.

3) Yeah, get a .22 for this. They recommend a 10/22 from Ruger. If you run the numbers you'll spend more on .223 ammo to take the course than you would on the 10/22, and that was before the Obama Gun Buy Panic Attack of 2008-2009.

4) Shooting 400 rounds of 7.62xs54R, mostly from the prone position, would frak anybody up for a while.

Eck! said...

I got the .22 mag and a M1 but the roughing it in a tent thing is not for this old gal.

I do like the idea of an intensive training in rifle marksmanship.

The most I've every shot in a sitting
100 rounds of .22mag and 100 rounds of
12ga (skeet loads). Should worn a heavier pad though, can you say sore!

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Justin, I'd probably get a .22 bolt-action rifle. Most of my rifles are bolt-action, so it'd probably be a good idea to train on the same kind of rifle I'm more than likely to shoot.

Don't know about the ammo cost; I picked up 500 or so rounds of .30-06 from the CMP for less than a 10/22. :)

Eck!, a side-benefit of the JA session is that qualifies people who are non-vets and non-seniors to buy a shiny M-1 from the CMP.