Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

George Bush in retirement. His main focus is keeping the bubble intact, so that no one can confront him about his crimes.

While he is relaxing and enjoying the life of no responsibilities, he might want to spend some time reading up on the Yamashita standard, so he can gain an understanding of why, one fine day in the future, he might feel the chilling embrace of handcuffs about his writs and get to hear a cell door slam shut behind his ass.
Posted by on or about 13:51

2 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Didn't his life of no responsibilities start when he was about 7?

4/12/2009 2:33 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I'm not certain that he ever had any responsibilities.

4/12/2009 3:07 PM

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