Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Physical Conditioning

These girls have it!



I'll bet that any one of those kids would put the squids watching it to shame in any test involving physical condition.
Posted by on or about 11:05

4 comments:

deadstick said...

Bet the next BUD/S class has to do it...

4/16/2009 12:41 PM
Karen Zipdrive said...

Lordy!
As one who failed to master even basic jump roping, I stand in awe of those blondes.
Speaking of which, with so many toeheads out there jumping, were those girls from Utah?

4/16/2009 1:36 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Ohio. They are 4th-7th graders from the Kings Local School School District in Kings Mills, Ohio.

4/16/2009 1:54 PM
Phil said...

Immortals, one and all. They've practiced that routine for 300 years just to get the timing and synchronization down. Simply awesome! (Hmmm! I wonder if Skippy can do that.)

4/16/2009 2:32 PM

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