Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Fifteen Minutes

That is the time I used to allow between getting into bed and turning out the light. I would read a little, usually something very light, and then go to sleep.

Not any more. That time is now alloted to the cats. As soon as I get into bed and pull the covers over me, George is there. He walks onto my torso and either sits or lies down and begins purring. So I pet him. Then either Jake or Gracie will make an appearance. When it is all three, somebody has to share and they are not pleased.

Bedtime is one of the two times in the day that George wants attention. The other time is when I get out of the shower; George jumps onto the sink and waits until I have dried myself off and put on a bathrobe. Then I pick George up and carry him, like a baby, all around the apartment. He seems to enjoy looking at everything from a higher vantage point. When the ride is finished, George gets down and then it is time for his treats. (George's idea of treats is a few bits of Friskie's kibble.)

It's getting into shedding season, so I'm combing Jake and Gracie. Jake is a short-haired cat and he sheds an unbelievable amount of hair. George hates being combed or brushed, so in a few weeks, he'll go in for his annual "lion cut."

2 comments:

lisahgolden said...

Everytime I think about getting Morris a lion cut, I think of you.

Comrade Misfit said...

When you have a cat which tends to have mated fur and who won't tolerate being brushed or combed, it's about the only option left.