Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Right-Wing Police Enforced Politically Correct Behavior (Reason No. 37,842 Why You Should Hate the New York Yankees)

Displaying patriotism is mandatory in Yankee Stadium and is enforced by the lovable badge-wearing, gun-toting fascists of the New York Police Department. The guy should count himself lucky that there wasn't a broomstick nearby.

Maybe someone in authority ought to point out to the goons in the NYPD that "God Bless America" is just a fucking song. It is not the National Anthem. And even if it was, what business of it is the cops when some guy chooses to go to the crapper?

(H/T)

2 comments:

Cujo359 said...

I suppose he's lucky they didn't put twenty rounds in him, too.

The NYPD seems to be able to get away with just about anything. My guess is that tradition won't end this year.

Mule Breath said...

Blatant violations of basic rights is abhorrent. The case will make it up the ladder, but in the end the Yankees and NYPD will lose... and pay. Whether they will change, or learn anything, is another question.

This is a good story for my blog. Think I'll steal it.