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"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Rick-Less-Shaw

GM and Segway teamed up to produce this gizmo, a 2-seat Segway called a "PUMA".

So, in cities filled with careening taxicabs, buses, delivery trucks and latte-sipping, cell-phone-yakking, Blackberry-perusing SUV drivers, I submit that you would have to be some kind of grade-A moron to venture out on the streets in a motorized vehicle that could be squished as flat as a toaster (bagel type, not a cylon) between two real vehicles.

Well, look on the bright side: Add doors to it and it'll double as a coffin.


Phil said...

If one of these contraptions got broadsided at an intersection by a drunk driver running a red light, you'd have to look in the next county to find the wreckage.

Anonymous said...

Typical GM.