Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Let Us Not Forget One Point About Ted Stevens

The dismissal of his conviction was not based on whether or not Stevens was corrupt. The dismissal was a sanction against the government for blatant prosecutorial misconduct.

Ted Stevens took favors from government contractors and did not pay for them. His conduct may not have been as egregious as Duke Cunningham's, but it was still both ethically wrong and a crime. That is the note on which his career ended and it is likely to be what he will be remebered for: An effective but corrupt politician.

There was a time when what Stevens did would have been accepted or even chuckled at for not being grabby enough. Times changed, Stevens did not, and he paid a price for it.

So play us a tune, Uncle Ted:

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