Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Fail. Fail. Fail.

The Justice Department improperly withheld important psychiatric records of a government witness who was used in a "significant" number of Guantanamo cases, a federal judge has concluded.
Or, in other words, one of the main prosecution witnesses at GITMO was nuttier than a truckload of almonds, but the prosecution somehow "forgot" to tell the defense lawyers that fact.

Failboat knows only Failure

Between the ongoing string of prosecutorial fuckups at GITMO and now the whole Ted Stevens debacle, is there anyone in the Federal government who is competent to prosecute a goddamn parking violation?

1 comment:

BadTux said...

is there anyone in the Federal government who is competent to prosecute a goddamn parking violation?

Do you seriously want us to answer that question? :-)

- Badtux the Obvious Penguin