Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Gonzo Lawyers Up

Alberto Gonzalez has hired a high-priced mouthpiece.

Seems to me that when various Clintonites lawyered up in the `90s, the conservatives wasted no time slamming them and proclaiming that anyone who hired a lawyer in such a situation had to be guilty of something.

Now, I'm not making that charge, nosiree. Anybody being investigated by the Feds (or anyone else) for anything is not thinking straight if they go into the process without an attorney. But it's clear that Gonzalez thinks he is some legal jeopardy here. And maybe he doesn't trust his good fren', Preznit Stupie McFuckwit, to issue a pardon on the morning of 1/20/09.

1 comment:

Phil said...

"Stupie McFuckwit,"

It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?