Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Gonzo Lawyers Up

Alberto Gonzalez has hired a high-priced mouthpiece.

Seems to me that when various Clintonites lawyered up in the `90s, the conservatives wasted no time slamming them and proclaiming that anyone who hired a lawyer in such a situation had to be guilty of something.

Now, I'm not making that charge, nosiree. Anybody being investigated by the Feds (or anyone else) for anything is not thinking straight if they go into the process without an attorney. But it's clear that Gonzalez thinks he is some legal jeopardy here. And maybe he doesn't trust his good fren', Preznit Stupie McFuckwit, to issue a pardon on the morning of 1/20/09.

1 comment:

Phil said...

"Stupie McFuckwit,"

It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?