Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

When You're the President-Elect and You Want to Get Your Worthless Son's Screeching Ex Out of Town...

... you can appoint her to be the ambassador somewhere.

President-elect Donald Trump announced Tuesday he is nominating Kimberly Guilfoyle to be U.S. ambassador to Greece, while billionaire Tilman Fertitta, owner of the NBA's Houston Rockets, was expected to be Trump's pick for U.S. ambassador to Italy, people familiar with the decision told CBS News.

Guilfoyle, a former Fox News host-turned-political fundraiser, was dating Trump's eldest son, Donald Trump Jr.

Maybe the TOFF got tired of the Screeching Harpy complaining about his son's alleged coke habit.

Other than snark, who gives a fuck. American amassadors to most European countries aren't expected to do more than host fabulous social events. Nobody expects them to do any heavy lifting, that's the job of the career FSOs both in the embassy and in Foggy Bottom.

So yes, this seems like a deal to get his kid's ex out of town and out of sight.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

As soon as I read that I thought "Wow, there will be a Stella Magz video." and here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px-oVyAGgNs

-Doug in Sugar Pine

montag said...

Do the countries have to accept the credentials of trump's DEI hires ? Most of the people below Ambassador are trained professionals who can handle having a totally ignorant boss, they have been doing it for years in some places. Not having to work around one would probably be a relief for them.

Comrade Misfit said...

They don’t have to.

dan gerene said...

She could show the Greeks how to dance. Either by doing the Trump feet stuck to the ground slow motion used car lot noodle dance or just the lap dances she offers for campaign donations.