Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Nancy Reagan Would Like a Word, Donnie


At this point, what with him claiming to have invented the word "gorceries" and now this, has anyone checked his use or Adderall or whether or not he's living next to Kay Granger?

Because there is something clearly not right with him. He is, not to use too much medical jargon, nuttier than a truckload of almonds, coupled with the attention span of a goldfish. No wonder he has Real King Elon making all of the hard choices for him.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

Yes its the pauses and wander plus the hard to parse speach.

...H's going to do an advertising campaign on "how bad drugs are
for you".

So is that "how bad drugs, are for you"?
Or is it "how bad, drugs are for you"?

I do know that anti drug commercials, advertising and signs have
been going for over 40+ years. That and the DARE campaigns.
So I have to assume his memory has failed, totally.

Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Some of the terms may be reversed here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtg4pf5dsKs