Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 27, 2024

It Is to Laugh

Loony Laura has been beefing with the World's Richest Apartheid Refugee and, being the "free speech absolutist" that he claims to be, he shut her down on the Nazi Hellscape Formerly Known as Twitter.

Pass the popcorn, please. Felon^34 is not even formally in power and MAGA is eating itself.

Meanwhile, Donnie the Demented is pining for his master:

"The center of the universe" is Mar-a-Lago? He's really losing his marbles, people. I hope you have "25th Amendment Removal" on your Trump bingo card.

3 comments:

montag said...

If the president-elect becomes incapacitated before being sworn in, does the VP-elect still move up ? Should I be preparing for President Musk to be replaced by President Thiel ?

dan gerene said...

Merde-a-Lego is more like the center of a stirred up cesspool. The floating mung collects in the middle that way.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Yes; if the fast food and drugs finally catch up with Drumpf before Inauguration Day, Captain Eyeliner becomes President.