Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 27, 2024

It Is to Laugh

Loony Laura has been beefing with the World's Richest Apartheid Refugee and, being the "free speech absolutist" that he claims to be, he shut her down on the Nazi Hellscape Formerly Known as Twitter.

Pass the popcorn, please. Felon^34 is not even formally in power and MAGA is eating itself.

Meanwhile, Donnie the Demented is pining for his master:

"The center of the universe" is Mar-a-Lago? He's really losing his marbles, people. I hope you have "25th Amendment Removal" on your Trump bingo card.

3 comments:

montag said...: If the president-elect becomes incapacitated before being sworn in, does the VP-elect still move up ? Should I be preparing for President Musk to be replaced by President Thiel ?; 12/27/2024 6:31 PM
dan gerene said...: Merde-a-Lego is more like the center of a stirred up cesspool. The floating mung collects in the middle that way.; 12/28/2024 4:42 AM
Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...: Yes; if the fast food and drugs finally catch up with Drumpf before Inauguration Day, Captain Eyeliner becomes President.; 12/28/2024 11:02 AM