Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Time to File for a Protective Order

Or maybe the World's Richest Apartheid Refugee wants to keep a tight rein on his investment.

4 comments:

montag said...

I think Leon discovered how quickly someone else can whisper in Trump's ear when he isn't around. Last whisper in gets Trump's agreement.

Ten Bears said...

Now Cap'n, let's not discourage him

Yule

Jones, Jon Jones said...

what happens when the gay bob rumors start?

Professor Pupdog said...

Donald and Elonia -- a match made in Hell.