Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Richest Man in the World Orders His Lackies to Shut Down the American Government

Elon Musk is ordering his recently-purchased president to shut down the government and His Obsequiousness is going along with it.

This will be the Musk Shutdown, followed by the Musk/Trump Recession. Or depression.

If you voted for the Republicans or if you couldn't be bothered to vote, whatever happens next is on you.

2 comments:

Marc said...

Trumps deal was; “Get me elected, and you’ll run the country in my name. Couchfucker can step in if I croak, just keep me out of prison.”

Eck! said...

if the government closes down do my taxes get reduced by 1/365 (.0027%) per day?

Then again if that causes a recession... we know exactly whose
heads to put it on. Just like the last three shutdowns.

Eck!