Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Richest Man in the World Orders His Lackies to Shut Down the American Government

Elon Musk is ordering his recently-purchased president to shut down the government and His Obsequiousness is going along with it.

This will be the Musk Shutdown, followed by the Musk/Trump Recession. Or depression.

If you voted for the Republicans or if you couldn't be bothered to vote, whatever happens next is on you.

3 comments:

Marc said...

Trumps deal was; “Get me elected, and you’ll run the country in my name. Couchfucker can step in if I croak, just keep me out of prison.”

Eck! said...

if the government closes down do my taxes get reduced by 1/365 (.0027%) per day?

Then again if that causes a recession... we know exactly whose
heads to put it on. Just like the last three shutdowns.

Eck!

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Are we having fun yet? It is but the return of Captain Chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBnxOUCQD1c