Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 19, 2021

Extra-Terrestrial Whopita-Whopita


Congrats to NASA and JPL!

(Video when I have time to find it.)

4 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Achieve remote controlled powered flight beyond Earth!

How can some day's you can be so damned proud, others ... ?

Comrade Misfit said...

I believe that Rev. Abernathy had much the same feelings when he watched the launch of Apollo 11.

gray fox said...

One CBS television personality pronounced it like ingénue.

Ten Bears said...

I'm not sure but what that's the first time it's been suggested I were naïve. LOL

I've never understood that ~ I witnessed the moon landings, witnessed John Glenn's first trip ~ what we were what we are doing is far from naïve, or innocent. Maybe, if we take a page from my logging days: we didn't really know any better, and hook it in with whatshisname's (Oppenhiemer?) "I am Death, Destroyer of Worlds" we don't know what we're messin' with schtick ok maybe, maybe naïve, but far from "innocent".

This thin layer of potentially toxic gasses we live in enveloping the only ball of rock we know of we can live on is growing ever more toxic. We don't have much time.