Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

"Jack-Booted Thug Gear!
"Get Your Official Jack-Booted Thug Gear, Here!"


No word as to whether they're going to be selling AKs left over from Operation Gunwalker at a discount.

Given ATF's reputation for shooting people's dogs, there is either a delicious irony or utter tone-deafness in their selling stuffed dogs.

UPDATE:

It didn't take long for this to appear:

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

What is it with these guys and their little red dots right behind their head in the back window of their pickup; or a big yellow dot over their left breast on a white polo?

B said...

Sad, but truly funny.
Only 6 days to the anniversary of the end of the total fuck-up by the ATF in Texas...

Comrade Misfit said...

Feel free to steal the meme’d photo.