Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.
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Unfortunately if you write them a check they claim they have permission to run it electronically, so it's the same damned thing -- they just withdraw whatever they want from your bank account regardless of what's actually written on the damned check.
Yeah, that's fraud, and your bank will reverse the charges, but. Still. It's a royal PITA when it happens.
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