Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

A Two-Word Response to Conservatives Screaming About "Cancel Culture"

That would be this: Colin Kapernick.

Kapernick spoke out about and demonstrated against police brutality, and, man oh, man, did you clowns do your utmost to cancel him.

Conservatives and assclowns like Former Lord Voldemoron were all calling for Kapernick's head, because he forced them to confront the truth about police brutality. And yes, they were successful in canceling his career.

Kapernick was right. All of the Far Right Bozos, from the Putin's Loser on down, should be ashamed for going after him. But they won't be, for to be a conservative in the Era of the Defeated Pumpkin, one must first jettison one's conscience.


Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

I saw the "two-word" blurb on another site and guessed wrong; I guessed "Fuck Off!". ;)

Sikhandtake Rakhuvar said...

Also, Dixie Chicks.

Ten Bears said...

Free blankets

Doug T. said...

Ivory, I think that, in the last analysis, Fuck Off is what our E-B Misfit wrote!

dinthebeast said...

Iraq invasion?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

B said...

If you twist the comparison hard ehough, I guess it works....if you've been drinking or smaoking the Devil's Lettuce.

Yer really reaching now.

Dark Avenger said...

No dope is as strong as the dopey thinking mandatory to all conservatives when confronted by reality.