Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, April 9, 2021

Prince is Dead

Prince Philip, the irascible and tough-minded husband of Queen Elizabeth II who spent more than seven decades supporting his wife in a role that both defined and constricted his life, has died, Buckingham Palace said Friday. He was 99.

May he rest in peace.

4 comments:

LRod said...

Forth Bridge protocols invoked.

Seriously, that's the code phrase for HRH Prince Philip. London Bridge is for the Queen.

I'd seen a video about London Bridge protocol some time ago. I just watched the one on Forth Bridge on YouTube yesterday.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

Dark Avenger said...

My uncle MountGins will be so devistated.

Comrade Misfit said...

I imagine that the funeral and associated commemorative events will be limited by the pandemic.

w3ski said...

Will the pandemic slow down a Royal Funeral? I am not sure that will do it. Those Brits do love their Dress Up Parades.
We will see.
w3ski