Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 7, 2020

"Secret Asset Man"

Stephen Colbert's cold open last night:

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3 comments:

Glen Filthie said...
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2/08/2020 4:23 AM
DTWND said...

Ahhh. I see the brave keyboard warrior has crawled out from under his rock to once again hurl insults like his dim-witted idol rather than have a rational discussion like the other adults in the room.

Dale

2/08/2020 7:29 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Dale, some people who have access to the Internet have serious cognitive deficits. They are to be pitied, not scorned.

But that doesn't mean I'm going to tolerate their moronic babbling.

2/08/2020 7:57 AM

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