Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Arf. Arf.

Pink the border collie aces the agility test at Westminster:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't watch much Westminster unless I am passing through the living room, where my wife is intently watching. I will watch some Agility, the Hound Group only to see how the Rhodesian Ridgeback fares, and the Non-Sporting Group to see how the Poodle does. I texted my wife at work yesterday to let her know Siba the Standard Poodle won the Non-Sporting category. I went to bed while she was still watching last night, and haven't seen her today. I am sure she is absolutely thrilled Siba the Standard Poodle won Best In Show.

The New York Crank said...

When a dog seems to have more agility and smarts than the President of the United States, we know one of two things. Either dogs will deservedly take over the world, or it's time to set the dogs on Donald Trump.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Eck! said...

That was one fast and sharp dog.

Arf, Dogs set on the pres...gads no! He the pres.. is rabid and that
would destroy a loving beast.

Its why everyone wants his head on a pike, to deliver for rabies testing.


Eck!