Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Arf. Arf.

Pink the border collie aces the agility test at Westminster:


Anonymous said...

I don't watch much Westminster unless I am passing through the living room, where my wife is intently watching. I will watch some Agility, the Hound Group only to see how the Rhodesian Ridgeback fares, and the Non-Sporting Group to see how the Poodle does. I texted my wife at work yesterday to let her know Siba the Standard Poodle won the Non-Sporting category. I went to bed while she was still watching last night, and haven't seen her today. I am sure she is absolutely thrilled Siba the Standard Poodle won Best In Show.

The New York Crank said...

When a dog seems to have more agility and smarts than the President of the United States, we know one of two things. Either dogs will deservedly take over the world, or it's time to set the dogs on Donald Trump.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

Eck! said...

That was one fast and sharp dog.

Arf, Dogs set on the pres...gads no! He the pres.. is rabid and that
would destroy a loving beast.

Its why everyone wants his head on a pike, to deliver for rabies testing.