Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Caturday, Leap Year Ed.

Bella has the honor of being the Leap Year Cat:


This post is going into the queue several weeks in advance. Bella has a vet appointment tomorrow (1/22). She's got some issues and with her age (~16), she needs to be watched.

4 comments:

Deadstick said...

Hippolyta says hang in there, Bella.

Comrade Misfit said...

Vet appointments both last month and this month. She gets a shot of depo-something each month.

I don't think she's got all that much time left.

Ten Bears said...

Here's a cat blog that might appeal to you, certainly spark the young lady up!

CenterPuke88 said...

16 is much like our Mischief, but ours is a feral born kitten rescue with mutt longevity. The meow is rustier, and hair is a bit spikier, the sleep is a bit longer, but she’s going strong. Bella looks like a beautiful long-hair, and 16 is a tremendous age for a purer breed. I hope she keeps going strong!