Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 17, 2020

"OMG, Scary Black Man!!" (plus some tab clearing)

So a young black man on a trip with his college swim team steps off the team bus to stretch his legs. The next thing he knows, he's down on the ground, with a gun barrel pressed to his head, because the local cops were looking for a black man and, well, just any one would do.

Meanwhile, in Cincinnati, a police captain, who was driving while drunk, tried to use her blue pass to get out of it. Her hubbie, also a cop, got upset when the officer who pulled them over wouldn't let them go. Kudos to the arresting officer for not accepting the blue pass.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

The cops really don't like the law being applied to them, do they? Good thing for them the arresting officer wasn't a hothead like the husband. On second thought, why not?
w3ski