Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 3, 2020

Is al-Baghdadi Really Dead?

Why won't Trump show us the long-form Death Certificate?
Posted by on or about 02:00
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6 comments:

B said...

Nice.

Not the same, but a nice play anyway.

2/03/2020 7:30 AM
Dark Avenger said...

Waiting for Trumps tax audit to be finished so he can release it to the American public.

/s

2/03/2020 8:28 AM
seafury said...

It might say no trace of poison. Or my favorite unsympathetic amputation.

2/03/2020 10:58 AM
Ten Bears said...

Killing off all the bogeymen is poor planning, though no crisis in my book. Though I am sure there's got to be at least one ragtag, shirt-tail remnant of Usama binDead of liver failure since Dec2001 obits were published 'round the world's gang of born-again gay Mexican Muslims around to elevate to abooga booga booga: comin' t' get'cha, gonna' rape all the (white) women and steal all the jobs. Be afraid be afraid be afraid. Run away run away run away.

Should just change those stars on the flag to snowflakes.

2/03/2020 5:02 PM
Tod Germanica said...

Assassinating enemy leaders is an exercise in futility and an example of evolution in action. The next one won't make the same mistakes as the last one, making the leaders smarter, tougher, meaner.
And do we really want official murder made a common and normal part of American foreign policy? Sure, the White House is armored. But when Dear Leader's convoy is on the move or when he waves from the airplane door, unsuccessfully trying to figure out how to work an umbrella before dropping it like a kleenex, he's as vulnerable as any other leader. And Iran has performed several successful drone raids. Probably they figure Mother Pence might be a shade less stupid and corrupt than trump. It's war so why hold back?

2/04/2020 1:07 PM
0_0 said...

You are correct, Tod. The USA should allow enemy leaders to act against our citizens, interests, and allies.

2/05/2020 8:39 PM

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