Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

I Feel So Much Better About Preparations for the Trump Flu

President Donald Trump declared Wednesday that the U.S. is “very, very ready” for whatever the coronavirus threat brings, and he put his vice president in charge of overseeing the nation’s response.
Yep, putting Bible Boy, who has a degree in history, in charge of coordinating a response to a pandemic makes only a little more sense than putting Jared the Boy Wonder (degree in government) in charge of it. But hey, if your idea of a response to a medical emergency is to try and pray it out of existence, Pence is your guy to fight the Pence Plague.


Eck! said...

I believe the potted plant (VP) will blame it on the ghay
and pray for a someone unknown to take them somewhere and
cure them.

Me its the blind leading the blind into the unknowing
by the uncaring. Nothing good will come of it.

The rest will call it the zombie apocalypse and panic.


dinthebeast said...

Fergus talked up Pence by noting his experience with health crises in Indiana when he was governor. As I remember, Pence exacerbated an HIV outbreak by doing nothing about it.
Sort of like Reagan in that way, but without ignorance as an excuse.

-Doug in Oakland

Ten Bears said...

Because "Pray Away the Gay" worked so well.

Tewshooz said...

For the first time, I have to agree with you. Trump seemed very uninformed on this. No faith in Pence...pun intended