Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

I Feel So Much Better About Preparations for the Trump Flu

President Donald Trump declared Wednesday that the U.S. is “very, very ready” for whatever the coronavirus threat brings, and he put his vice president in charge of overseeing the nation’s response.
Yep, putting Bible Boy, who has a degree in history, in charge of coordinating a response to a pandemic makes only a little more sense than putting Jared the Boy Wonder (degree in government) in charge of it. But hey, if your idea of a response to a medical emergency is to try and pray it out of existence, Pence is your guy to fight the Pence Plague.


Eck! said...

I believe the potted plant (VP) will blame it on the ghay
and pray for a someone unknown to take them somewhere and
cure them.

Me its the blind leading the blind into the unknowing
by the uncaring. Nothing good will come of it.

The rest will call it the zombie apocalypse and panic.


dinthebeast said...

Fergus talked up Pence by noting his experience with health crises in Indiana when he was governor. As I remember, Pence exacerbated an HIV outbreak by doing nothing about it.
Sort of like Reagan in that way, but without ignorance as an excuse.

-Doug in Oakland

Ten Bears said...

Because "Pray Away the Gay" worked so well.

Tewshooz said...

For the first time, I have to agree with you. Trump seemed very uninformed on this. No faith in Pence...pun intended