Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 7, 2020

Dumb Ass to the Tenth Power

A man in Arizona has been accused by federal authorities of threatening to kill Congressman Adam Schiff, the lead prosecutor in the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump.

Court records show that Jan Peter Meister, a 52-year-old registered sex offender, told investigators he drunkenly left the threatening voicemail at Schiff’s Washington, D.C. office after watching Fox News and googling the congressman’s phone number.

“I'm gonna fucking blow your brains out you fucking piece of shit,” Meister allegedly said in part of the obscenity-filled voicemail.
The best thing about this: The asshole is a registered sex offender, a convicted felon and he owns guns.

Which means the dumb fuck talked himself into several years in a Federal slammer.

6 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

Just another working class white man with understandable economic concerns. At least he isn’t one of those trashy immigrants that B despises.

Comrade Misfit said...

DA, personal attack. Knock that shit off, please.

Dark Avenger said...

How is my observation inaccurate?

Comrade Misfit said...

There is no reason to name another person who hasn't commented to this post.

Please don't do it again.

(This is not arguable.)

Dark Avenger said...

Believing some people on the basis of their origins outside America are human trash isn’t a respectable position.

Comrade Misfit said...

This is my fucking blog, I get the last word. And no, I don't appreciate the irrelevant hijacking of the comment thread one goddamned bit.

We're done, here.