Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 7, 2020

Dumb Ass to the Tenth Power

A man in Arizona has been accused by federal authorities of threatening to kill Congressman Adam Schiff, the lead prosecutor in the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump.

Court records show that Jan Peter Meister, a 52-year-old registered sex offender, told investigators he drunkenly left the threatening voicemail at Schiff’s Washington, D.C. office after watching Fox News and googling the congressman’s phone number.

“I'm gonna fucking blow your brains out you fucking piece of shit,” Meister allegedly said in part of the obscenity-filled voicemail.
The best thing about this: The asshole is a registered sex offender, a convicted felon and he owns guns.

Which means the dumb fuck talked himself into several years in a Federal slammer.

6 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

Just another working class white man with understandable economic concerns. At least he isn’t one of those trashy immigrants that B despises.

Comrade Misfit said...

DA, personal attack. Knock that shit off, please.

Dark Avenger said...

How is my observation inaccurate?

Comrade Misfit said...

There is no reason to name another person who hasn't commented to this post.

Please don't do it again.

(This is not arguable.)

Dark Avenger said...

Believing some people on the basis of their origins outside America are human trash isn’t a respectable position.

Comrade Misfit said...

This is my fucking blog, I get the last word. And no, I don't appreciate the irrelevant hijacking of the comment thread one goddamned bit.

We're done, here.