Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

An Open Letter to Secretary Hillary R. Clinton

Dear Madam Secretary:

I Implore you:

PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Very truly yours and with all my love and respect,

Comrade Misfit

3 comments:

Tod Germanica said...

The unlikable Hillary Clinton calling Bernie unlikable. That's rich.
Doesn't trump know you're supposed to follow your corporate sponsors orders so you can be richly rewarded by Wall Street AFTER you leave office? Trump's getting rich while still in office. Unseemly.
Obama should shut his cake hole forever too. Give your speeches to the 1% for your usual fee of $136 million bucks. His FBI and CIA and NSA not only failed to protect the election from the Russians, Obama's man Comey helped them as well. Biggest Russian intelligence coup since the Lucy ring. Obama had no 'coattails' at all. He led the Democratic party to an historic collapse in 2016. I'm surprised he has the gall to utter a peep. He's got lots to answer for.

Stewart Dean said...

+1 A real Barbra Streisand over-achiever.

Ten Bears said...

Rigging it against him, again. I don't think the dems are serious. I think Joe Biden summed it up best to his corporate sponsors at the opening of his gambit: nothing will fundamentally change.